no.

domesticity is not my friend.

the more i cook though, the more eating becomes as appealing as watching "bodybuilding pensioners". & while i like old geezers (patrick dempsey, this is a direct allusion to you), i prefer my geezers not quite on the dying side.

RAW MEATS, I WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FEEL SO DISGUSTING IN MY FINGERS. YOU SMELL WEIRDER THAN THE CONTENTS OF MY SISTER'S BAG. UGH.



so,
i can't cook, i can't multi-task & i pretty much have the relationship-mentality of a neanderthal.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I REPEATEDLY BASH MY HEAD IN WITH THE FRIDGE DOOR WHILE I COME TO TERMS OF THE EPIPHANY THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I AM ACTUALLY NOT FEMALE.

Posted in: on Friday, January 18, 2008 at at 9:42 PM  

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous On January 19, 2008 at 12:04 AM Wrote

    You're not on your pat there Nikki, most women I know don't like domestic duties, they do it beause they have to (and their partners wont).

    So never fear dear child, your feminity remains well and truly intact, although you may have a problem with the sanity thing.

    Hey but that's good.

    BTW wouldn't worry too much about the cooking thing, eating usually wrecks your appetite.

     
  2. Anonymous On January 19, 2008 at 8:22 AM Wrote

    ugh, shame Nikki, you could do so much better than Dempsey. DOUGRAY SCOTT ftw!

     
  3. Dylan Kimberlin On January 19, 2008 at 11:00 AM Wrote

    Cooking Is Overrated anyway. Its why god invented fast-food. I cooked for my ex-girlfriend once and all she did was bitch about it, So never again My next girlfriend if she is lucky will get a McHappy Meal [but I get the toy]

     
  4. Anonymous On January 20, 2008 at 1:50 AM Wrote

    You're most definitely female Nicki :D

     
  5. Joseph B On January 20, 2008 at 5:17 AM Wrote

    <3333

     
  6. Anonymous On January 20, 2008 at 9:49 AM Wrote

    okay i just have to say this; YOU ARE EVERYWHERE. you're in the videos of the people i stalk, you're on the comments section of the people whos videos i stalk, you're on the blog comment's section of the people whos blog i stalk, you're even IN the blog of the people where the people (oh okay i lost track of the sentence structure)

    you're everywhere so much so that i can tell that you always writes in capitals eventhough i do not stalk you.

    i must also say that i hate you because u have gorgeous to-die-for lips.

     
  7. Anonymous On January 20, 2008 at 6:43 PM Wrote

    "i must also say that i hate you because u have gorgeous to-die-for lips."

    I hate you too!!!!!!!!!!!!bitch

     

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