BBQ Nicken Salad


I may or may not have been dreaming about above salad from California Pizza Kitchen, which regretfully is not an establishment in Australia. WOE!

So I took matters into my own grubby, unwashed hands, and made a cheap knock-off. What my salad lacked in trademark black beans, jicana, cilantro, basil, crispy corn tortilla strips, monterey jack cheese and herb ranch dressing, it made up for in human flesh and subsequent ailments.

I present you, The BBQ Nicken Salad, eh eh eh:


Ahahaha, I think I have effortlessly surpassed the weirdness quota for the evening. Just as well, my legs are still shaking from this evening's pump class (FILTHY LUNGES TRACK!) and I ought to go kick a bucket. Or something. Anything besides more ridiculous words!

Night folks,
x

Posted in: , , , , , , on Thursday, July 2, 2009 at at 10:27 PM  

7 comments:

  1. RnB On July 2, 2009 at 11:24 PM Wrote

    I'm slightly intimidated by the broadness of your shoulders. That salad from California whatever the hell doesn't look like any kind of healthy. Looks very McDonald's or Wendy's to me. I strongly dislike lettuce but I'm good with all other greens.

     
  2. theboyatomic On July 2, 2009 at 11:50 PM Wrote

    Does the salad come with the lovely lady sitting on top?

    Once again you make me smile with glee. :)

     
  3. theboyatomic On July 3, 2009 at 4:49 PM Wrote

    Also, how did you get the actual blog content bar so wide? All my pictures are recieveing unwanted 'trims' against their will for some reason. HELP?

     
  4. Marcus On July 4, 2009 at 10:46 AM Wrote

    Well well well...If it isn't Nikki "I've got cannons for arms" Malvar. I'll have you know that I've been working out vigorously every other day since I announced that we're in a competition. I've also exposed myself to gamma radiation as well as radioactive spiders and every other bizarre way to gain massive amounts of strength in a short period of time. OH and I started my OWN super cool pump class...it's really cool but only people not named Nikki are allowed...

    lol, Anywho about your post!

    I've recently went to a California Pizza for the first time! I loved the food there. I'm pretty sure I didn't see a bbq nicken salad though...

    Anywho, if you don't want be part of my month long muscle building competition just let me know. I personally think I'm kind of funny but then again I'm slightly biased =S.

    Anyways, hope you're doing well and I'll talk to you later.

     
  5. Aussie Unionist On July 9, 2009 at 11:05 PM Wrote

    Hmmm...salad with a woman topping...intriguing. Do they have a crunchy texture?

     
  6. F. Max On March 15, 2010 at 5:24 AM Wrote

    We do our best to help. I buy hard-to-find Cather audiobooks at the Cather gift shop downtown. I also buy postcards and some cool notecards. I want to send a card and a memento to my ailing father in Florida, who let me freely browse his library once I learned to read.

     
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