BBQ Nicken Salad

I may or may not have been dreaming about above salad from California Pizza Kitchen, which regretfully is not an establishment in Australia. WOE!

So I took matters into my own grubby, unwashed hands, and made a cheap knock-off. What my salad lacked in trademark black beans, jicana, cilantro, basil, crispy corn tortilla strips, monterey jack cheese and herb ranch dressing, it made up for in human flesh and subsequent ailments.

I present you, The BBQ Nicken Salad, eh eh eh:

Ahahaha, I think I have effortlessly surpassed the weirdness quota for the evening. Just as well, my legs are still shaking from this evening's pump class (FILTHY LUNGES TRACK!) and I ought to go kick a bucket. Or something. Anything besides more ridiculous words!

Night folks,


  1. I'm slightly intimidated by the broadness of your shoulders. That salad from California whatever the hell doesn't look like any kind of healthy. Looks very McDonald's or Wendy's to me. I strongly dislike lettuce but I'm good with all other greens.

  2. Does the salad come with the lovely lady sitting on top?

    Once again you make me smile with glee. :)

  3. Also, how did you get the actual blog content bar so wide? All my pictures are recieveing unwanted 'trims' against their will for some reason. HELP?

  4. Well well well...If it isn't Nikki "I've got cannons for arms" Malvar. I'll have you know that I've been working out vigorously every other day since I announced that we're in a competition. I've also exposed myself to gamma radiation as well as radioactive spiders and every other bizarre way to gain massive amounts of strength in a short period of time. OH and I started my OWN super cool pump's really cool but only people not named Nikki are allowed...

    lol, Anywho about your post!

    I've recently went to a California Pizza for the first time! I loved the food there. I'm pretty sure I didn't see a bbq nicken salad though...

    Anywho, if you don't want be part of my month long muscle building competition just let me know. I personally think I'm kind of funny but then again I'm slightly biased =S.

    Anyways, hope you're doing well and I'll talk to you later.

  5. Hmmm...salad with a woman topping...intriguing. Do they have a crunchy texture?

  6. We do our best to help. I buy hard-to-find Cather audiobooks at the Cather gift shop downtown. I also buy postcards and some cool notecards. I want to send a card and a memento to my ailing father in Florida, who let me freely browse his library once I learned to read.

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