i wish i could think up titles that aren't so contrived
I have put on 2kgs in the past week.
Sneaking suspicion tells me that having a sister who now works at Subway & takes home free cookies might not actually be such a thrilling long-term prospect for my gut & thighs. Add the fact that I am a proud owner of a decent stash of Easter chocolate (on account of I make my mother give me an egg hunt every year) & there may or may not be a delectable box of Max Brenner chocolates hanging out in my pantry.
Did I mention the word 'glutton' didn't come into fruition until 1989 when, incidentally, I was born?
Anyway, last night I attended Djordje's 21st, & I totally met the members of my desired family-to-be, by this I totally mean Parkour kids. Also, since when was it even legal for attractive girls to have decent brain skillz?! Yeah, met some of that variety too, & to say "I FELT INTIMIDATED, YO" might be an understatement. BUT, credit where it's due, so this is the part where I say thanks to mein papa for being an absolute sport & driving me roughly 67billion kms, on account of I am inept at life!
Here, obligatory picture with the birthday swine in which I hide half his face with my large head.
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Shaun (in black Australian Parkour shirt) was my myspace friend for about a year. & WE MET IN THE FLESH, zomg small world.
& on the thread of birthdays, a happy dedication also goes out to Evan. To commemorate this special event, I am copy + pasting a screenshot of a recent conversation that made me guffaw like dead baby jokes make me guffaw:
On that note, happy birthday to the rest of you April-offpsring. Facebook tells me I have more friends celebrating their exeunts from the womb at this time. WHY are all the parents procreating in July? & more importantly, WHY are parents even procreating at all?! Tough questions, I say.
I think sleep is in order. Goodnight.
x
Posted in: 21st, april birthdays, babyporridge, food guilt, nikki malvar, parkour, picturepost on Monday, April 13, 2009 at at 6:40 PM
First of all, I had to google 2kgs because I'm a foolish American and don't know the conversion into pounds :( Second! You claim to have "gained" weight but I haven't seen any proof in that Ms. Porridge. Has it, in fact, settled into your big toe?? If it has that means your toe is ENORMOUS and I would make it a goal in life to get a picture. On the plus side, I'm almost certain having a freakishly huge toe would help with balance when performing your crazy parkour skillz.
Subway, I've always been more partial to Quiznos
Egg Hunt - Some of my cousins did one yesterday. Mostly for the 2 toddler ones though. Everybody participated though. I couldn't cuz I witnessed the hiding of the eggs.
YaY for Cadbury Mini Eggs & Whoppers eggs. I have chocolate weakness.
Don't try the Big Mac Snack Wrap. It's not a good idea because there's a burger patty in it.
I can't get images of you doing Parkour out of my mind :D
& stop being sexy and hogging the hot Australian boys haha
love you <3
Despite your claims that you are falling out of shape, the fact that you're pursuing parkour-level fitness (or at the very least talking about doing so) inspires me very much.
Stop being so hard on yourself! I don't know the significance of this "2kgs" measurement but I'm quite confident that I have gained more "kgs" than you have in the past month/s.
So... there.
Oh, and hi! :)
Intimidated? AS IF. Surely legs buckle when you enter rooms on account of your aura of awesomeness. Now you've mentioned it though, why are all your friends so damn attractive?!
I tried Googling the question of parentals procreating - no luck - even the wiki gods cannot tell us why......WHY?! *sobbing in hands*